TV News LIES

Monday, May 05th

Last update07:29:55 AM GMT

You are here News Editorials Alex Baer: Where No Skydiver (or Marketeer) Has Gone Before

Alex Baer: Where No Skydiver (or Marketeer) Has Gone Before

E-mail Print PDF

Space divingChalk up another win to tee-shirt philosophy, with an added twist.

Many have long said, "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."  The current version of such qualitative evaluations in life might be, "Just because you can, why on Earth would you want to?"

Upholding that basic concept, especially with that newest wrinkle, may be a sign of intelligent life down here after all, but I'm not blistering the flooring in a panicked hurry to get out and place bets.

Call me a recliner spud if you like, but I don't get the fuss over skydiver Felix Baumgartner.  OK, so he was the first skydiver to break the speed of sound.  All righty then.  Congratulations are due: Huzzah, huzzah.  I throw confetti in your general direction.  Please pretend it's ticker tape at your own private parade.  Best wishes.  Live long and prosper. And so on.

Now, do you mind if I get back to this book?  It's getting pretty good, right in through here.  Sorry -- I don't mean to, uh, taint anyone's Cheerios, but let's look at this for a sec.  Stripped to its basics, this is a guy who leaned forward out of a capsule in a pseudo-spacesuit, rode gravity to the ground, and triggered a parachute at the appropriate time.

I don't remember a cure for cancer being in there anywhere, nor a rediscovery of ancient alchemy, or even the indisputable finding of life on another planet. He fell, he deployed a parachute.  Ta-Dah!

More...

 

 


Most Recent Related Stories...


The Guardian view on Israel’s aid blockade of Gaza: hunger as a weapon of war

Starvation as a weapon of war,Shameful. That was the word that Gideon Sa’ar, Israel’s foreign minister, used to describe proceedings at...

Peter Beinart: As Jews celebrate Purim, let us end the slaughter in Gaza committed in our name

Beinart editorial Later this month, on the holiday of Purim, Jewish people will dress in silly costumes, eat...

The North Dakota ruling against Greenpeace is a threat to free speech

ND prohibits Greenpeace supportThe first amendment guarantees freedom of speech and freedom of assembly. It will have little meaning...

The Bombs of August : In Remembrance of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Enola Gay crewOn Monday, August 6, 1945, after six months of intense firebombing of 67 other Japanese cities,...
 
America's # 1 Enemy
Tee Shirt
& Help Support TvNewsLIES.org!
TVNL Tee Shirt
 
TVNL TOTE BAG
Conserve our Planet
& Help Support TvNewsLIES.org!
 
Get your 9/11 & Media
Deception Dollars
& Help Support TvNewsLIES.org!
 
The Loaded Deck
The First & the Best!
The Media & Bush Admin Exposed!